>> Weenie Test
>>
>>Three third graders from Tennessee (an Irish kid, an Italian kid
>>and a Redneck kid) are on the play ground at recess.
>>
>>The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who
>>has the largest weenie," he says.
>>
>>"Okay." They all agree.
>>
>>The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
>>
>>"That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out and proudly
>>shows that his is at least an inch longer.
>>
>>Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whips his out. It is by far not
>>only the biggest, but the fattest.
>>
>>That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck kid's mother asks
>>him what he did at school today.
>>
>>"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud
>>from
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>>a new book and then during recess, my friends and I played a new game
>>called "Let's see who has the largest weenie."
>>
>>"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.
>>
>>"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I
>>had the biggest! The other kids say it's because I'm a Redneck. Is that
>>true, Mom?"
>> >> Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty- one.
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