FW: I think you are the father of one of my kids...

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS..........
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> A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman
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> where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"
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> To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
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> Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
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> to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
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> party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies
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> watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
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> She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math
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