Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.
After ordering their cornbread and beans, they talk about
the latest addition to their junkyard business.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya
swallar?"
The Woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes
her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up The back
of her dress, yanks
down her drawers and quickly gives her Right butt cheek a
lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and
the obstruction
fli! es out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again,
the hillbilly walks
slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I' d heerd of that there 'Hind
Lick Maneuver',
but I ain't never seen nobody do it."
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