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>>>>>    The Texan midget...
> >>>>>
> >>>>>   The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached
> >>>>> almost all the time,
> >>>>>   so
> >>>>>   he went to the doctor and told him about his
> >>>>> problem. The doctor told
> >>>>>   him to drop his pants and he would have a look.
> >>>>>   The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him
> >>>>> up onto the
> >>>>>   examining table, and started to examine him.
> >>>>>   The doc put one finger under his left testicle and
> >>>>> told the Midget to
> >>>>>   turn his head and cough, the usual method to check
> >>>>> for a hernia.
> >>>>>   "Aha!" mumbled the doc, and as he put his finger
> >>>>> under the right
> >>>>>   testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
> >>>>>   "Aha!" said the doctor once more, and reached for
> >>>>> his surgical
> >>>>>   scissors.
> >>>>>   Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip
> >>>>> on >
> >>>> the left side.
> >>>>>   The midget was so scared he was afraid to look,
> >>>>> but noted with
> >>>>>   amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
> >>>>>   The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room
> >>
> >>>>> to
> >>>>>   see if his testicles still hurt.
> >>>>>   The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked
> >>>>> around and
> >>>>>   Discovered his boys were no longer aching.
> >>>>>   The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
> >>>>>   The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't
> >>>>> even feel it. What
> >>>>>   Did you do?"
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>    The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top
> >>>>> of your cowboy boots."