The Internet's Funniest Email Forwards. Please remember that I did not create the original email, I'm simply the messenger. Read at your own risk!
Friday, April 6, 2007
weenie test
FW: I think you are the father of one of my kids...
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> To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
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> Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
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> to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
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> party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies
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> watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
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> She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math
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COWBOY HONEYMOON
Cowboy and his wife had just been married and went to a hotel for their
honeymoon.
The man went to the front desk and asked for a room.
He said, "This here is a very special 'casion....our wedding night, and
we need a good room with a strong bed."
The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?"
The Cowboy thought about it a while and then replied, "No, I guess not,
I'll just hold on to her ears until she gets used to it."
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FW: Got Beer?
Got beer???? A landlord's nightmare
THESE PICTURES DON'T EVEN COME CLOSE TO WHAT IT REALLY LOOKED LIKE.
CENTURY 21REALTY HAD ALREADY MOVED SOME OF THE CANS OUT, AND THEY HAD CAVED IN THE TUNNELS THAT THE RENTER HAD MADE TO GET TO THE BEDROOM, BATHROOM, AND KITCHEN .
All this, yet you still do not see any dust, scattered clothing, or dirty dishes anywhere .
Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a very clean, organized person. Add to this, the fact that he was concerned about his health, proven by the fact that he drank "light" beer.