> 9 Words women use
>
> 1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an
> argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
>
> 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this
> means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five
> minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
> to watch the game before helping around the house.
>
> 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.
> This means something, and you should be on your toes.
> Arguments that begin with nothing usually e nd in
> fine.
>
> 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission.
> Don't Do It!
>
> 5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is
> a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A
> loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
> wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
> arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for
> the meaning of nothing.)
>
> 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
> statements a women can make to a man. That's okay
> means she wants to think long and hard before deciding
> how and when you will pay for your mistake.
>
> 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do n ot
> question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
>
> 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of
> saying F@!K YOU!
>
> 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it :
> Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something
> that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
> is now doing it herself. This will later result in a
> man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's re sponse
> refer to #3.
>
> Send this to the men you know, to warn
> them about arguments they can avoid if they remember
> the terminology.
>
> Send this to all the women you know to
> give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.