Fw: FW: If this doesn't make you laugh.......

>THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN
>A SAUNA.
>
>SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM
>AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
>
>THE OTHE! RS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
>
>"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SH E SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY
>ARM.
>
>
>
>A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER
>PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE
>PHONE.
>
>I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
>
>
>
>THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH SO NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE
>HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND
>WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING
>FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
>
>THE WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT ..... I'M GETTING A
>FAX!!