FW: Fwd: Kmart return

> > > A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she
> > wanted
> > > a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work.
> > >
> > > The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she
> > bought it
> > > on special.
> > >
> > > Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started
> > screaming,
> > >
> > > PINCH MY NIPPLES,
> > > PINCH MY NIPPLES,
> > > PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"
> > >
> > > The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a
> > > growing crowd of customers.
> > >
> > > The manager goes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"
> > >
> > > She explained the problem with the toaster, and he told her that he
> > > can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
> > >
> > > Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed,
> > >
> > > PINCH MY NIPPLES,
> > > PINCH MY NIPPLES,
> > > PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"
> > >
> > > And doing so draws an even bigger crowd!
> > >
> > > In shock, the store manager pleads,
> > >
> > > "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
> > >
> > > In a huff, the woman says,
> > >
> > > BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
> > > MY NIPPLES PINCHED
> > > WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"
> > >
> > > The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!

Fw: 320 lbs. Wow.

The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?

Now, before you look at her pictures, get a mental image of what you think a woman who weighs 320 looks like....

Got it?

Ready?